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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.

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sluttynuggets:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

And it’s funny?

no

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onedeen:

celebrities should be allowed to tweet ‘just wanna be left alone today, okay guys?’ and then they should be able to go out to the pools or shopping or just out for coffee and a movie with their friends/family without being swamped, but SOME days they should tweet ‘CATCH ME IF U CAN’ and its just like hey where the fuck is johnny depp or niall horan or brad pitt free autographs to those who find them. i think its a good idea obama sign it into law

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100 Reasons To Why You Shouldn't Commit Suicide.

 1. We would miss you.
 2. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
 4. There's so much you would miss out on doing.
 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
 7. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
 8. You are amazing.
 9. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.
 10. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.
 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive.
 12. You won't be able to listen to music if you die.
 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.
 15. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?
 17. You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again...
 19. You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
 20. Listening to incredibly loud music
 21. Being alive is just really good.
 22. Not being alive is really bad.
 23. Finding your soulmate.
 24. Red pandas
 25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
 26. Really soft pillows.
 27. Eating pizza in New York City.
 28. Proving people wrong with your success.
 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
 31. Being able to help other people.
 32. Bonfires.
 33. Sitting on rooftops.
 34. Seeing every single country in the world.
 35. Going on roadtrips.
 36. You might win the lottery someday.
 37. Listening to music on a record player.
 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
 39. Taking really cool pictures.
 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
 41. Hearing crazy stories.
 42. Telling crazy stories.
 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
 45. Travelling to another planet someday.
 46. Having an underwater house.
 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
 49. Trampolines.
 50. Think about your favourite movie, you'll never watch it again.
 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
 53. People do care.
 54. Treehouses
 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
 56. I don't even know you and I love you.
 57. I don't even know you and I care about you.
 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
 59. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS!
 61. Starbucks.
 62. Hugs.
 63. Stargazing.
 64. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is.
 65. You've changed somebody's life.
 66. Now you could change the world.
 67. You will meet the person that's perfect for you.
 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you.
 69. You have the chance to save somebody's life.
 70. If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things.
 71. Making snow angels.
 72. Making snowmen.
 73. Snowball fights.
 74. Life is what you make of it.
 75. Everybody has a talent.
 76. Laughing until you cry.
 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
 78. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist.
 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down
 80. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.
 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.
 82. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
 83. One day your smile will be real.
 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds.
 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
 87. Eating crazy food.
 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one.
 89. Sleeping in all day.
 90. Creating something you're proud of.
 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn't commit
 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
 94. Sherlock season three.
 95. Cuddling under the stars.
 96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years
 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
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ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

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cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

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The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside

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#yup #me
evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

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The Art of Flirting by Ross & Rachel

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"Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress; working hard for something we love is called passion."
- Simon Sinek  (via lillyfelizitas)

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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constellation-kiss:

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

I saw the title and I thought this meant that someone 3d printed live bees

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